Anyway, here’s our Calendar for the month, ENJOY IT!

Comedy Night at the Presidio

With Will Durst

Details:

Who: Will durst headlines! Featuring Andrew Holmgren, and hosted by Justin Gomes.

When: February 21st, 2013, 8:00 PM;

Where: The Presidio Cafe and Golf Course. 300 Finley Road, San Francisco, CA. 94129 (http://www.presidiocafe.com/)

Cost: $10

Sylvan Productions presents the King of San Francsico Comedy, Will Durst(HBO, Letterman, BBC). A one night only show that pairs some of the best of two generations of comedians, Comedy Night at the Presidio is truly a showcase of some of the City’s best talent. Featuring Andrew Holmgren (Sylvan Productions, SF Sketchfest), the Bay’s favorite long haired comedian, and hosted by Justin Gomes (Sylvan Productions, SF Comedy & Burrito Fest).

He is a 5 time Emmy nominee; has been fired by PBS three times; told jokes in 14 countries; racked up 7 nominations for Stand-Up of the Year; and his 800+ television appearances include Letterman, HBO, Showtime, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox News, the BBC and many more. The critically acclaimed Off-Broadway run of his one man show: “The All American Sport of Bipartisan Bashing,” was subsequently turned into a book of the same name by Ulysses Press. His hobbies include pinball, the never-ending quest for the perfect cheeseburger and his heroes remain the same as when he was 12… Thomas Jefferson and Bugs Bunny. Not necessarily in that order. Durst’s performances are made possible by the 1st Amendment to the Constitution of the United States.

Links

www.twitter.com/sylvantweets

http://www.facebook.com/SylvanProductions

http://www.presidiocafe.com

http://www.willdurst.com/

This episode finds the boys in 2:46am delirium going on about Charles Darwin (among other things).

What is “Closet Talk With Kollin Holtz?” See the original release story here.

P.S. Don’t forget about the Valentines Day Comedy show in downtown SF. What’s more romantic than dragging your valentine into the basement of a parking garage to see the Bay’s best comedy? Find out here.

#SylvanHouse all up in this shit.

Hella dope! Super dope! MEGA DOPE!

And we filmed it and broadcasted it live on Google+. It’s understandable if you missed it, it happened secretly at midnight.

We were fortunately blessed with appearances by a gaggle of out-of-town Sketchfest performers.

David Gborie
Nathan Brannon
Ian Karmel
Derek Sheen
Josh Androsky
Ahmed Bharoocha
and the Dunning-Kruger Effect

Luckily, we saved it, for you. Because we love you. A lot. Seriously. We really miss you.

2013 is turning into quite the year, and we’re only on the fifth week in.

So hold on to your butts.

The correct answer is no. Nothing is more romantic than saying, “Hey, I’m going to drag you into the basement of this parking garage,” making everyone you’re with extremely uncomfortable. Imagine their relief and delight when they realize you only brought them there for cheap beers, and belly laughs. This month, Scott Capurro (Comedy Central) leaves one foggy city (London) for the love of another.

The show is hosted by Kollin Holtz, and features the comedy musings of Daryus Monday, Juan Medina, Andrew Holmgren, and Caitlin Gill.      21+. Get you and your friends in for $5 total when you come together! Free with valid college ID or weed card.

Join the last “sporadic” show of Laughing Stock before it moves to the regular date of the 3rd Thursday of the month starting in March!

|| FREE || 21+ ||

Hosted by Kollin Holtz, the show features the comedic talents of Sylvan’s own Clare O’Kane, David Gborie, Justin Gomes, Keith D’Souza, Andrew Holmgren and special guest from L.A., Stuart Thompson!

At an art gallery, in the basement of a parking garage, comedian Brendan Lynch headlines the Laughing Stock comedy show.

Sylvan Productions and Gallery and Bar 4N5 are happy to announce, with it’s six month anniversary rapidly approaching, that Laughing Stock (the comedy show) will become a regular fixture at the venue voted “Best Nightlife Spot” by SF Weekly 2012. Starting March 21st the show will debut it’s new, regular time slot every third Thursday of the month.

The show will stay the same! The same quality comedy, same draft beers, and the same quirk and allure of a comedy show in an art gallery in the basement of a parking garage. The only things changing about this show are the date to every third Thursday, and the lineup of comedians.

Comedian Tim Harmston (Comedy Central) performing at a Sylvan show at the Gallery.

The next show is Thursday (surprise!), January 17th. $5 At The Door. 21+.

Get you and your friends in for $5 total when you come together!
Show your college ID and get in for free.

Hosted by Aaron Barrett. Featuring Kollin Holtz, Melanie O’Brien, Keith D., Eloisa Bravo. Headlining Brendan Lynch.

Get ready for the Valentines Day show on Feb. 14th.

 Top 10 signs that Christmas is on its way

1. SantaCon *shivers*

2011 SantaCon in London, dear lord they’ve even organized a dance (Photo by Flickr user “Annie Mole”).

2. There are less homeless people, but way more Santas

SantaCon is over but Saint Nick is still drinking a 40 oz. in the park (Photo by Flickr user “John Aho”).

3. DVD Sales of the film ‘Elf’ are actually a thing again

Wait….. I’m getting money from that….?…Ok then (Photo by Flickr user “Eva Rinaldi”).

4. Eggnog 

Yes! Eggnog! (Photo by Flickr user “Pinkmoose”).

5. Jewelry commercials tell you so

Every kiss begins with Okay I’ll buy you jewelry for Christmas (Photo by Flickr user “Jewel’s Globe”).

6. Your fridge smells like old Thanksgiving leftovers

It’s time to clean, the turkey’s green (Photo by Flickr user “Konomike”).

7. People start talking about presents and you realize you haven’t gotten anything yet.

Hope my mom likes……..napkins from Starbucks (Photo by Flickr User “Shockingly Tasty”).

8. Listening to grocery store music is more painful than usual

No more Mariah Carey… NO more I say! (photo by Flickr User “OddHarmonic”).

9. It’s cold as balls outside

Winter in Alabama may trump the SF chill but I’ll be damned if my fingers ain’t numb (Photo by Flickr user “Smile4camera”).

10. People who aren’t hipsters are wearing Christmas sweaters

This isn’t ironic in the slightest, it’s very toasty (Photo by Flickr User “TheUglySweaterShop”).

by Misha Trubs

Recently, we’ve come to find a flaccid-feeling hammer, moping around #SylvanHouse. It’s very sad.